Prompt 16 - alternative interpretations

Take a newspaper headline, or a book title, a poem title etc., that you find somehow interesting or curious (ideally without reading anything but the title) and use it as the title of a piece of writing - any kind of text.

If you feel like playing along, then post up what you've written on your blog and leave a message in the comments here - one (or both) of us will be over to read what you've written.

If you have any ideas for future prompts then let us know, we'd love to hear them and would of course credit you with it should the prompt be used.